Can't the judges come up with any other way to make a yes emphatic? "A hundred percent yes." "A thousand percent yes." "A million percent yes." Why does Kara always wag her head from side to side like she's some gospel diva bobble-head when she's pretending to be into a contestant's audition? Why did they bring Zombie Spice back again if she's only going to comment on people's boots, dresses, and skin? When did this become "Make-A-Wish Idol" (yeah, I stole that from Idolatry), where you have to be a custody-battle fugitive, a premie baby with a dead dad, or a motorcycle-accident victim who plays guitar through the pain to be a compelling story? What fresh hell is this, if I'm missing Paula with a passion? Can we please just fast-forward to Hollywood Week? Please??
At least we got to hear more "good" (??) singers tonight, and fewer lame goofniks. Small miracles....
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