Gokey can not scat. Gokey can not dance. And yet Paula calls him magic. Twice. Lisa's comparing Gokey to Hicks is apropos, since Gokey is copping dance moves from the Taylor squat-and-bounce. Why ARE the judges so Danny-delirious?? Do they think he will sell records?? Gokey, shut up while Ryan is trying to give America your digits. No, wait; just SHUT UP, period.
I'm getting really excited for Glee. Because I'm a choir nerd who loved HSM. Sue me.
Oh, snap. Simon insulted "that dance show" and the head judge of SYTYCD is in the audience!
I like Kris more than I like this song. The melody line is too static to let him show off much. Kara says it's "competent." Bitch.
Simon and Bono are phone friends. Neat.
Even when Adam is standing perfectly still, he's still dramatic!!! It's like he's doing the melancholy reflective sad turning-point ballad in some big-budget West End musical.
Fast forwarded through charity bit. Stopped for SYTYCD promo.
You're so shallow, Greg Brady.
"You Are So Beautiful" ??? blrg. Okay, I really like the arrangement. Gokey does much better in man clothes sitting on a stool than he does in boy clothes trying to dance. "I'm not gonna over-analyze things." Are you kidding me?? That's all he does! SHUT UP.
Kris does Kanye! OH YEAH!! Man, that was gutsy and COOL. If voters are paying attention to the singing (and not the judges' incomprehensible Gokey-pimping), Kris just might have a shot.
Aero Glambert makes it look so effortless. Don't like the song, don't like the screaminess, don't like his tongue... and I still like the performance. He looks ready for this to be over.
Do we like Kara's flat hair tonight?
I think it's still anybody's game. I'm making no predictions.
Shallow AND gutless.
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I'm so excited for Glee I almost can't stand it. The only downside is that we get teased with this episode and then have to wait until the fall for the rest of the show.
ReplyDeleteI do like Kara's flat hair.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love Glambert no matter what.
Lisa is so spot-on with the Taylor Hicks comparison. He's just a cocky goofball.
Kris' Kanye perf was brillz, though, he just doesn't have the pimp power behind him. I was pretty worried about him on results night and oh so pleasantly surprised to learn that there is a limit to the power of the megachurch. Plus I was so put off by Douchebaggery's comment to Ryan about "I just want to get this over with" - heh heh, he got his wish.