Another Dozen

Jasmine: Pitchy, dawg. Mildly pleasant.
(Did Ryan get to the studio too late for wardrobe?)
Matt: Breathe, dude! Kind of a mess.
(They're not talking to family members tonight; I don't miss it.)
Jeanine: Cruise ship. Hotel lounge.
(So far, three for three wrecking songs I really like.)
Nick/Norman: Fabulous. In every sense.
(I get why Simon hates this... but c'mon, the guy can really sing.)

(Ah, the Red Room at last. I was thinking they'd abandoned it.)
Allison: That was fun. Kinda Mini-Clarkson.
(Do we like what she's wearing? I can't decide.)
Kris: Nice enough. Cute will get him some extra votes.
(Heh. Ryan thinks you get "more happy" from looking in a mirror.)
Megan: I like it. But I think the strange vocals could get old fast.
(What are those weird dance moves? Did she practice on her Wii Fit?)

What Simon just said about Megan could apply to LOTS of the performances tonight: strong start, and then some shout-y over-singing as it went along.

Matt: Bo-ring.
Jesse: That was perfectly fine, but...???
(Can't stop thinking "Marty Feldman Eyes".)
Kai: Good, but kind of bland.
(Nice Simon quote: "It was sort of capable.")
(When does hair and wardrobe kick in? Too bad Kai won't benefit.)
Mishavonna: Those eh-ehh-ehh-eh-eh-eh's sound like a porpoise.
Adam: I like his anime hair better than his screechy voice.
Nice dreamy-eyes at the camera, Edward Cullen.
He's like the black-sheep Jonas brother.

Allison, Adam, Kris, Megan, Nick/Norman.