Dang... do or die? Really, Seacrest? You're such a drama queen. It's an effing talent show. Just because I get emotionally involved with the show, cry with the contestants, and swear to never watch again doesn't mean it's a do or die type of show.
It's kind of weird to pick up where things left off last week.* Who has the attention span to even remember how these people performed last Thursday? Those sad, nervous looks are how my students look all the time. *Oh, wait. The show is using a framing device. Tricky, AI. Now we get to see their individual performances. I obviously have no idea what is going on.
Paula just said "package."
I am a fan of sweeping cameras when someone plays the piano. I find it incredibly dramatic. I still remember one with Brooke White from last year; every time they did it, I sighed contentedly.
I like how the judges aren't giving feedback on the individual performances, but they're giving standing ovations and giving nods of approval and hooting. Way to keep cool, judges.
I think Paula might pee her pants. I think she's been keeping the crazy at bay for the last couple of weeks, but she's starting to let it out.
Oh, no. Scott is singing the going home song. Is that the wisest song choice? "I just found out Paula gave me a standing ovation. I didn't see that..." Umm... he knows he's blind, right?
Seriously. We see 20 second clips of the songs. How the hell are we supposed to care about their voices and songs? All we're really seeing are people singing past winners' songs poorly.
Tatiana is as crazy as Whitney Houston.
I might start wearing headbands like Nathanial. I think that could be my new look.
Joanna Pacitti... we didn't hear much of her during the last couple of weeks... and OMG! She totally forgot the lyrics. And now a series of flubbed lyrics. Oh, I feel worse for the guy who started over.
I'm sad that Tivo just caught up with the live TV, so I can't fast forward through commercials any more. What an inconvenience.
Please, God, don't let Norman Gentle move on. It's as painful as keeping Sanjaya on for so long in season six. If I were to be put in the holding room with him, I would assume I'd be packing my bags.
Is Tatiana just standing in a hallway? Did I miss where they put her?
I hope I never hear "I Hope You Dance" again.
So, everyone must have had three songs to choose from. Boring.
I hope they keep moving Tatiana. I think it would be hilarious if they put her in all of the rooms and then just pushed her out the door.
How nice of Simon to abandon the judges when it comes time to delivering bad news.
Paula needs to work on her acting skills. It's so obvious that room was going to be a fake out. Yay for them.
This room is so going home. Cue tears. We didn't really care too much about most of those people did we? Well, Linisha... I kind of cared about her. Poor thing.
Room 1: "How are you all feeling?" Mumblemumblemumble... Good for Room 1.
Meanwhile, in the other room. Analyzing the screams. Oh for God's sake. Tatiana.
I still don't care about most of these people.
The Judge's Mansion??? What in the world? Will contestants receive a rose if they're still in? Oh, Idol. You play with my fickle heart.
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Brillz idea about moving Tatiana around and eventually to the Exit. She'd just keep singing a different song at each turn. Someone find that poor girl an operetta to occupy her time please. Kthx. The weird thing is that Simon seemed like he was saying no to her in the beginning and then changed his mind? And that somehow took?
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's up with this mansion thing?
I really liked the rodeo queen. Oh, wait. That was Paula on the judges' stand, demonstrating her "poker face" by standing up, whooping, and doing the lasso.
ReplyDeleteGiggles the Dramabot is horrible, but in that can't-look-away kind of way. Of COURSE they're going to keep her around... which might be worth it if they keep moving her from room to room and messing with her head. [evil Mr. Smithers fingers]
Why does the blind guy keep looking down at the keyboard? Is he faking it for sympathy?