SOUL PATROL!

I feel bad for whoever had to clean up the kitchen. Somehow that food fight had scripted written all over it.

Woah. Paula's boobs are certainly perky tonight.

Re: Gokey's glasses. How does someone afford so many pairs of glasses? I'm glad to have some insurance that helps me buy new glasses every couple of years. I don't think these are dollar store glasses.

I'm nervous if Kris has to stand by Matt. Obviously whichever side Adam goes to will be the safe side. I don't even know why I'm watching right now. AI is going to play with my emotions for the next 45 minutes. Woah. Adam's in the bottom three. Cue shocked expressions from everyone. Would it be crazy if Adam is sent home, and the judges wasted their save on Matt?

Oh... my... God. "My mouth went open again. That's what happens." Oh, Kara. You didn't.

I wonder if Natalie Cole likes sharing the marquee with Taylor Hicks. They seem like different calibers of performers. SOUL PATROL! I'm still shocked he won season five.

I just clapped like a seal. Yay Kris!

Goodbye, Matt. Maybe Natalie Cole could come back and sing "Unforgettable"... oh wait. That goes against everything I said in my last post. Awww, I do feel bad for him. He's crying. Sad tears.

On to next week with the legendary Slash. Good times. Hard core.