Gregory is...

Gregory is really shallow. He likes shiny happy things with lots of vocal harmonies, catchy melodies, and hand claps. Musicals are awesome. If singers are cute they sound better. He laughs at the bad auditions, but feels bad for them if they get picked on too much. Gregory knows Brandon because they are both editors of newsletters for English teachers. Gregory knows Heather and Darla because all three of them trained to be Information Scientists together. Gregory knows the radish from way back when he was just a wee carrot.