Sunday, January 25, 2009

Heather is . . .

I met Darla and Gregory in library school, where I secretly wanted to be their friend, but didn't feel cool enough. Through some miracle I was pulled into their fold which was great aside from the fact that Gregory always wants to sit in the front row in class. I wasn't turned on to AI until season 5, when Darla, Jillynn, and Gregory made me watch whilst drinking many gin and tonics. My favorite part of watching this show is the discussion afterward. I have no technical knowledge of the difference between melody/harmony/pitch, so my comments tend to the "nice boots, you whore" variety.

I had an epiphany one night while very drunk and emotional that my state was what Paula Abdul's entire life is like: she just feels EVERYTHING. You'd be wacky too. I love David Cook and resent the fact that he is big with "the cougar crowd" because I want to make love to him, misshapen head and all, and I worry that he would call me "ma'am" afterward.

I missed this week's show because my roommate hijacked the TiVo to record Lost. This will not happen again.

2 comments:

  1. I had totally forgotten about David Cook's head until I read this. I believe I may have screamed when his baby picture was shown last season.

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  2. And if you think Heather is entertaining HERE, you should read her posts on Twitter (hint, hint to those of you not on Twitter).

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