It's all about me.

Hey, I'm Darla and I am a Taurus. I love figs and super spicy food. I worship at the church of David Bowie, but enjoy many different genres of music. I've been simultaneously making fun of and enjoying AI since S2 - David Cook is my favorite winner, Taylor Hicks is my least favorite winner and Clay Aiken should have been a winner. My wife has spoken with Ryan Seacrest on the phone. This is my third season sparring devotedly with Heather, Gregory and Lisa about AI. I met Gregory when I overheard him discussing the merits (or, rather, lack thereof) of Katie Couric. I befriended Heather by luring her into a dark and smoky bar and using gin & tonics to pry information out of her. Gregory, Heather and I discovered that we all enjoyed making fun of the same people and have been inseperable ever since. I don't believe that I've ever met Lisa in person and I've never heard of Brandon until tonight (so hi Brandon!).