One dozen

Jackie: A little frantic. Fun. And apparently she can telekinetically control the elements, so watch out. Finger - drink!

Ricky: This is top 36?? Must. Stay. Awake. Can't. Close. My. Fingers - drink!

Alexis: Loved it. Strong arrangement really helped. Fingers - drink!

Brent: I always wanted to be bow-legged. Nice dimples. NO finge... oh wait. Fingers - drink!

Stevie: Oh. No.

Anoop: Looks like Kumar, dresses like Peter Brady. This is very (bland?) pleasant. Fancy fingers - drink twice!

Casey: Barbie-skank butchering the Police. Lisa's on the warpath!!
NO FINGERS! Casey deserves a few votes just for that.

Michael: Oil Rig ROUGHNECK? Can I be a "middle school book wrangler"?
Another really good arrangement. Please thank the back-up singers.

Ann Marie: Nothing specifically wrong... but... ??? I KNEW Simon was going to say lounge/hotel/cruise ship/cabaret/variety show/some other shorthand for generic.

Stephen: Recalled the original and still made it his own. Now if only he could stay in key.

Tatiana:

Danny: That was very Idol. Thank you Simon, voice of reason.

Alexis, Danny, Michael, Tatiana, Anoop.