Lisping Widower could have done:
Call Me - Blondie
This Is It - Kenny Loggins
Sailing - Christopher Cross
I Wanna Be Your Lover - Prince
Jaw Jutter could have done:
Careless Whisper - Wham!
Take On Me - a-ha
Raspberry Beret - Prince and the Revolution
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
You're No Fantasia could have done:
Let's Hear it for the Boy - Deniece Williams
Lucky Star - Madonna
Love is a Battlefield - Pat Benatar
Here Comes the Rain Again - Eurythmics
Noop Dawg could have done:
Hip to be Square - Huey Lewis and the News
We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off - Jermaine Stewart
Sweet Love - Anita Baker
Higher Love - Steve Winwood
Seven-mile Stare could have done:
All I Need - Jack Wagner
Fortress Around Your Heart - Sting
Cherish - Kool and the Gang
Every Time You Go Away - Paul Young
Teen Rocker could have done:
Life is a Highway - Tom Cochrane
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Finally - CeCe Peniston
Blowing Kisses in the Wind - Paula Abdul
Under the Radar could have done:
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Smooth Operator - Sade
Who's Zoomin' Who? - Aretha Franklin
Party All the Time - Eddy Murphy
GlamGoth could have done:
Physical - Olivia Newton-John
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Private Eyes - Daryl Hall and John Oates
Let it Whip - Dazz Band
Top to Bottom:
Adam, Allison, Matt, Anoop, Kris, Gokey, Scott, Lil
Can't believe Kris is in my bottom half, and Scott isn't my rock-bottom.
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Gregory, I can't tell if your suggestions are serious or tongue in cheek -- or both? Ghastly Gokey doing "This Is It" would've been absolutely perfect for him, in an entirely annoying way.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Kris let them put him in the enthusiasm-sucking fan circle -- though he picked such a horrible song, it probably wouldn't have made any difference. Do you think they MADE him perform there? He had to have seen how stupid Matt looked when he did it. And did I mention I HATE, HATE, HATE "All She Wants To Do Is Dance"? If not, let me mention now: I HATE, HATE, HATE that song. Even if I didn't hate it, what a STUPID choice for this show.
If Scott hadn't been so horrible I'd have been ready for Lil to go home tonight -- she hasn't been particularly good in any performance the whole season. Anoop was a'ight.
Allison was good as always, I really enjoyed Matt, and of course Adam killed. Which means I'll be really pissed when Allison or Matt gets sent home tonight. Arrggghh!
I think my suggestions were mostly serious... FOR THAT PERSON. For example, I would have hated Scott doing any of my suggestions for him, but they were all the kinds of songs he picks, and all songs he could do well.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I would have loved to see Kris doing Raspberry Beret, or Allison doing Smells Like Teen Spirit, or Matt doing Smooth Operator. They all just pick such Middle of the Road, Safe, Predictable things most of the time.
Snore.
And yeah, I put Sting on there just to make your head explode at the thought of Scott murdering it.
ReplyDeleteI can live with people murdering Sting -- or even lame later Police stuff (my feelers don't get hurt about "Every Breath You Take"). There is some good Sting stuff, but I would just think they were stupid song choices rather than blasphemy.
ReplyDeleteDo you hate Anoop so much that you'd really want him to do "Hip to be Square" or "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"? Or these would've been his worst possible choices? They're hilarious.
Anoop just seems so square, but in a hip way. I mean, he dresses like Peter Brady, but almost pulls off things like My Prerogative while only seeming a tiny bit ironic. I guess my song choices were with that in mind. Hilarious, yes... but maybe also surprisingly good in some sort of unbelievable way? (Or, okay, maybe just plain old hilarious.)
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