A dog. Paula macking on Kara. And more peekaboo than I thought possible in a blouse. ALL IN ONE AUDITION. I thought this was supposed to be a serious singing competition!! (Okay, no, I really didn't.)
Booyaai-bum bum. My new favorite scat syllables.
And now a tiara and a sash. Really. I think I've identified the tone they're going for tonight.
"The music business . . . is pain." --Kara
For the performers, or the listeners??
Lap-dances.
Why am I surprised at anything at this point?
Jasmine is fresh-faced and Disney-cute. I love her! I will buy a pink plastic purse with her picture on it. And her family is nice, too. Oh... and she can sing. Yay!
Are some of these people here on a dare?
Someone needs to develop a drug to help people curtail their uncontrollable melisma.
In all seriousness, I would like to see a behind-the-scenes episode sometime, where we get to see the PAs teaching songs to a whole stadium, and find out how the judges-before-the-judges make their decisions, and see what all the people do who never even make it to the main room. Not to mention the editing decisions! I guess all the total nonsense tonight made my mind wander to more interesting topics, like the logistics of producing a pop-culture behemoth like AI.
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Melisma - I love that word.
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