Watching West Side Story would probably be a better option than a third night of AI, but I can’t turn back now.
Maybe I should give up my job to try out for the show. Oh no, Adeola. People shouldn’t try singing that song. Yikes. Another “I’m just going to keep singing even when they tell me I’m horrible, but I’m not giving up.”
Tonight we’re in Omaha! Now, that would be something. It would get us one step closer to Amish Idol.
Commercial Time
Re: Diet Coke and Heidi Klum. Since I’m going through Project Runway withdrawal, I have to make a comment. Some of my favorite moments on the show are when Nina Garcia says something like, “The quickest way to trashy is through short, leopard print skirts with spangles.” Cut to Heidi Klum wearing a short, leopard print skirt with spangles. I wonder if they slap each other when the camera’s off. Or maybe Klum starts shouting in German and Garcia starts shouting in Spanish, and Michael Kors sits in between feeling awkward… and orange.
But I digress.
Loud does not equal good. OMG! She just stomped her foot. That was awesome. Did she say she was 20? 2? I think the judges have an interesting definition of “constructive criticism.” Can I implement this into my classroom?
AI is all about the musicals this season. Just tonight we have West Side Story and Hair. I thought Broadway was taboo for the show.
Jackie is an enigma. She scared me at first, but I think she could have… whatever! I love that the set just fell apart and they just keep going. I think Jackie caused the window to fall down. She’s like Carrie. Seriously, no one is going to even comment on the set falling apart? Does this happen a lot?
Sad and bad montage – Cue Chris Isaac.
Like Simon, I hate comedic things, but Norman is cracking me up. He can actually kind of sing, but he’s sure to get creamed in Hollywood.
Alexis Cohen… Take it Take it Take it. It’s like she’s an ambassador. A scary ambassador. Was that a monologue she was delivering to the orange shirt people?
“I Want to Dance with Somebody” used to be one of my favorite Whitney Houston song. Woah, Paula with the smackdown saying no. She never does that. Not that it matters.
On to Hollywood! (Maybe I’ll actually care about some of these people then.)
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Thanks for the brilliant recap, B. Especially since I missed AI last night while I was at choir practice. (You know, everyone at church says I have a great voice, and I'm a shoe-in to win AI....)
ReplyDeleteYour Project Runway insights are hilariously spot-on. Maybe this blog will have to have a spin-off.