I wish Kara would stop talking about my "package."

Von Smith: You know, I didn't think this was that bad (I can't even remember what he sang now) but I feel like he's going to get lost in the shuffle.

Taylor V-something-or-other: She really does look ancient. I just felt for her. She didn't seem comfortable on the stage and the singing just wasn't good enough to get her through another week.

Alex W-T: Wow. I think he's adorable but, good night, that was bad. The growling was unbearable.

Arianna Afsar: She's SO CUTE. Okay, this wasn't great, but I wouldn't hate to see her continue. She looks like a Latina Isla Fisher, no?

Ju'not Joyner: I don't care for this song and I fail to how this stripped-down version was a homerun. I think he could go through, just because the male performances on this ep were such stinkers.

Kristen McNamara: Karaoke. Snore.

Nathaniel Marshall: I'm so over him and his ridiculous headbands. And I hate it when people put all that metal shit in their face. But good for him for singing Meatloaf. Left field, all that.

Felicia Barton: I like her. A lot. I liked this performance and I want her to continue.

Blind guy: This guy has bored me from Day 1, but the swaybots seem to love him.

Kendall Beard: I think we have enough diminutive blond country singers already (and one bigger one, amiright J Simp? ZING!). I liked her prom dress but that song STUNK.

Jorge Nunez: "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" Paula and Kara fawning over him cracked me up. He bores me.

Lil Rounds: I love Mary J. Blige and I loved this song. I finally *sort of* started to understand the gibberish about "telling us who you are" with this performance. I guess maybe I liked her because she could sing AND her personality really translated well. Or maybe she's just GOOD.

So what happens next? When do the wildcards get injected back into the competition? I still feel like such a newb.