Paula's Paisley Bodice... not to mention what's under her skirt

Matt: If Kara says "package" it might not be out of line this time.

Hal Mraz: We all know my tastes are really vanilla, but I think this perf is just very appealing.

Blind Boy: Or is that bland boy? He's flat. And boring. Bleh. (Oh, hey -- Simon gets on board!)

So far, all of Smokey's advice has been -- That's great. Do that. Wow. Good job. Don't change anything. Thanks, Smokey -- that's really helpful.

Megan: wtf that hair?!? that dress?!? that arrangement?!? I think I heard Tennille do this arrangement on her old variety show with the Captain.

Kumar Brady: Eww, baby baby. Didn't do it for me.

Check out Paula's paisley bodice. Hey, that would be a good name for a band/blog.

Roughneck: Go, beefy boys. He's not great, but I think he's safe another week or two. (Ooh, the "I'm having fun" and the "I'm being true to myself" defenses, together! drink drink!)

Little: wtf that hair?!? that dress?!? She's got a killer voice, but this seems a little manic, a little rote.

I'm getting tired of Kara's squinty analytical face.

Anime Goth Jonas: goes all Chris Isaak. Love the look. Love the arrangement. LOVE that last note. (I want to hear him sing LOW and growl-y one of these days....)

Ghoulish Widower: I can barely even look at him, he creeps me out so bad. Barf.

Funk Muppet: Jeez, she's SIXTEEN. No fear.

Going home: Megan